Urine Scented Sheets

January 30, 2007 - Tuesday
Urine scented sheets
Current mood: rushed

So as I see it, if you are reading this you obviously have nothing better to do, you should be working or the obvious... just nosey lil bitches!

Whatever the case, sit back and hopefully you will be laughing because I sure as hell can't.
So I am frantically grabbing for my cell phone this morning at 8:45.
Dead sleep, hair stuck to the side of my face, prolly from the drool that crept from the corner of my lip during my comatose slumber.

I answer it…. HOLY SHIT! Brook?? (my co-worker)
What's up.?? Instantly I gain consciousness.

Gawd damn! HELLA late! FUUUUUCK! ( and not just once. I think I may have even sang it loud and proud a few times)
Keep in mind, I leave my house at 715 am daily.
Now, the time is 8:45 and I am a looking like a train wreck.
Fly my ass up outta bed. Gracelyn! Let's go! Get up. C'mon!!!
Hurry! Then I stop breathe in deep and say…
What the fuck?? Why am I wet? Why do I smell piss!??
Instantly I grab my crotch and sigh in relief, YES! It's not me! Then say, what the hell? Why is my shit wet! Gracelyn slept in her bed!
I go in her room she is laying on the floor on TOWELS!!! (Who does that!) Well apparently SHE does!
She had an accident in her bed then got in mine, decided she was gonna mark her territory there too.
First question, WHY did she NOT wake me up.... Answer: "mom! I unplugged your clock because if you woke up, I would have been in trouble!"Umm yeah, gotta give her some kind of credit there.
I am about to flip a friggin lid at this point, I don't yell at my daughter, but God as my witness, it was ON this morning.
So I managed to get her dressed and out the door in twenty minutes.
Get back home, gotta get myself de-pee'd and wash that nasty ass drool off my cheek.
I get all scoured off and out the door and at my desk in record time. 10:05 am.
Not bad for a girl that usually gets up at 5:30….Sleep over anyone?