Wardrobe Malfunction

March 2, 2006 - Thursday

wardrobe malfunction



Welcome my day.
Please get comfortable as you are in for a long drawn out chain of events that will clue you in on a typical day with me.

Alarm goes off at 5:30 I find myself hitting snooze until 6:00 am then I look at the clock and yell "SHIAAT". Ugh it's morning. You can't be serious.

So off to the shower I go. About 6:30 I try to get GMC up for school. I say nicely... "Gracelyn time to get up babe" There's nothing. No movement, no eye twitches... nada!

Finally bout 6:40 I result to shaking the eff out of the bed until she says"GOSH MOM!!! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!" "ughhhhh!!"

So needless to say, that's a pretty standard morning around my house. Poor Dizzle. Get's to hear it all! Even bout how baby Ashes puts cereal in the macaroni and cheese. (vivid imagination my child has)

So I get to work, things are getting busy around there.
I noticed when I was getting dress the seam in my skirt was a little raveled but thought nothing of it
That is until about 1:00pm when I sat down and felt a nice cool breeze across the crack of my ass. WHAT?!?! Ohhh shit!

Thankfully I got my sewing skills back in check last weekend when I helped out Rocco with a jeans catastrophe.

So, I'm at my desk with my skirt turned around backwards sewing it up and think Hmm I better head to lunch, it's getting late.

So off to the "10 minute Oil Change" I go for a lunch time lube down on the ol' jeep.
The slogan stands to be untrue.

Ten minutes turns into 40 and I get frustrated and decide to leave.

While I hop in the damn thing I manage to split the crotch out of my fishnets. (well, well how you doin?!)

Good Gosh! What is the problem today?? Is someone out there with a friggin voodoo doll just beggin to see the ass on Miss D or WHAT??

Not in the least big funny, entertaining or amusing.

I am frustrated at this point and now my regular fishnets look like some funky dress up Halloween costume creation that somewhat resemble thigh-hi's.

Shoot, now I have to run into Target before I go back to work so it doesn't appear like I just had some wild lunch time free for all when I roll in with shredded hosiery!

That's a few of my highlights today. I feel like it should be Friday.

Please someone tell me I have tomorrow off.